Thinking About Illegitimacy

So, I see where there's a way-past-the-last-minute campaign stopping the same-sex marriage law in California. I guess they're thinking that homosexuality is not something the government should be promoting.

But here's what I'm thinking:

I'm thinking that the evils of homosexuality will always be debatable. Maybe homosexuality has evolved deliberately for the survival of the human race itself. Either to protect us from overpopulation, or to save everyone from dying in the battle of the sexes.

I'm thinking that, since men aren't really suffering in the fields anymore, God's plan may be to extend His Fall of Eden curse of childbirth to the males as well. Many of them are already enjoying being girls, they can now have a shot at enjoying unwed motherhood. And God will not be pleased to find out that those babies all turn out to be bastards, though.

I'm also thinking that, while we have no problem telling youthful military heroes that they aren't responsible enough to even celebrate with champagne, there is just no defense for having to tell the boyfriend of the guy who captures Bin Laden that he'll still never get to be an Army wife.

But most of all I'm thinking that unless religious institutions are inclined to take over all the costs of divorces in this country, marriage remains something the government is stuck overseeing. It's about time the government started taking their share of the blame for homosexuality anyway. It's modern politics that made so many Americans get used to bending over and taking it up the butt in the first place.